He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
I wish I could donate my sober boners to my whiskey dick
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
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