Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
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