we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
On the way home she put on a necklace with her name on it and wrote my name in sharpie across my chest so that in the morning we could avoid the awkward Idk who the fuck you are conversation. Best. Girl. Ever.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
Randomize
