I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
So my mom just called me into her room and showed me a condom wrapper she found in my room. "Oh that's from when I was like 16." I don't think that was very comforting.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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