Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
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