I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
that thing about your dad's boner was meant to be a compliment
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
So my flight takes off at 8am. Does this mean I need to break my airport bar pre-flight ritual?
Aren't you the one who taught me that airports are the judgement-free drinking zone?
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
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