I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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