she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
New invention idea: vibrating tampons
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
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