i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
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