My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Omphalophobia is a real thing. don't ever fucking touch my belly button again dude
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
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