She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
I couldnt sleep the entire night because her cats kept reaching under the door like they were trying to eat me for taking their place on her bed.
I always knew youd fuck a cat lady
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