i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
Just found my socks folded and in the back pocket of my jeans. Apparently drunk me refuses to lose shit after the panties incident over New Years.
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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