I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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