I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
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