similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
New years is officially the only time its okay to drunk dial your parents.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
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