just heard the best thing ever: calling people's kids "fuck trophies"
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
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