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(314): View more from Missouri

DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??

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(314): View more from Missouri

He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.

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(512): View more from Texas

He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.

(713): View more from Texas

Yeah you should have just let that thought go.

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(901): View more from Tennessee

I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.

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(928): View more from Arizona

It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.

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(702): View more from Nevada

Emergency nipple ring removal:vodka, tweezers, and vodka. Can you bring me a band-aid?

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.

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(562): View more from California

I currently don't understand fingers.

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