i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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