We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
We just shotgunned beers for America
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
You might have been able to redeem yourself had you not referred to grandma as "this bitch".
That explains the hand print on my face. That old lady knows how to throw a punch.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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