How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
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