Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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