Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
being pregnant is like rehab
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
you said you heard a baby, so i told you to go feed it. you came back 2 hours later with a pizza and when i asked you where the baby went you pointed to the pizza and puked.
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