just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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