Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
My ex-wife, who I haven't heard from since the divorce, just Amazoned me cherry flavored massage oil and a rainbow caps with the message "Happy Pride". What's the polite response?
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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