we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
woke up this morning with "hah" written on my penis.i was like wtf?? morning wood kicked in and found out what it really said, haNNah.then i remembered.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
Had dinner with my ex husband. The box of wine is gone and I'm laying on the floor in my wedding dress. Where are you?!
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
Rumble strips road head = magical
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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