What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
Just realized I probably only have one more wedding where I can say I fucked the bride.
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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