I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
Last year I got a dildo in the mail on my birthday. Today it was just a credit card bill. Sadface.
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
Do you have feelings for this penis?
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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