I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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