This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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