You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
Best friends brother. Beat that.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
Literally best acid trip ever. Better than sex. At one point she looked over at me, started crying, holds up her hands and said "dinosaur tears of sadness". Craziest roommate ever.
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
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