So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
After you bought Jesus' name tag off him at the Mexican restaurant you commenced to stumbling around the lobby showing anybody who would listen what would Jesus do.
Stop giving me tequila.
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
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