If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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