i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
I'm eating all of the evidence.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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