Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
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