I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Randomize
