Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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