SEEEEXXX PLEASE
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
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