addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
We named our party play list daddy issues
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
Congratulations! We have a period
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