So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i told my grandma i broke up with my boyfriend. her reply " you need to play the field more anyway"
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
The woman at the bus stop told me i smell delicious and asked if i wear cotton then proceeded to tell me about her shellfish allergy
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
The ass gains better be worth it
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