Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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