What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
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