Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
The real estate's complaint had the words "loud squealing at 2am" in it. Then I remembered that was me spoon feeding you guys old potato salad while you screeched like baby birds. Great night.
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
Damn victory sex feels great
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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