dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
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