Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
I was going to ask the people in the kitchen to keep the volume down, but they're cooking pasta at 3 AM and one complimented me on my polka-dot nightgown. They're high. No volume control.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
This couple is walking their pig around campus
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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