Sry I called you an 8
Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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