i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
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