i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
We were walking home from Pluckers (read carrying your drunk ass) and out of nowhere you yelled "Say bitch you got a Facebook?" at a random chick walking by.
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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