this is a mass text: i just made a grilled cheese with an iron and pasta with the coffeemaker in the hotel room. bow before your new god.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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