Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
Randomize
