Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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