Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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