Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
when I woke up the last searched thing on my phone was "how to make a fireproof dress" I need to stop drinking.
stop calling my apartment porn island.
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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