if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
I wish I could teleport
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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