Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
He's a Shit stain on my heart
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
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