People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
oh god was she eating orange peels again
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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