i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
If a fat man falls in the shower and nobody is in the apartment, does his pride still hurt? Answer: yes
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
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