I needed to borrow my dads nail clippers and next to it was an industrial size box of condoms if that wasnt bad enough I dropped the clippers behind the bed and discovered hundreds of used condoms
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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