All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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